Jerry Cruncher

3/8/2013

Jerry Cruncher (Joshua Smith)

3/11/2013 12:19:54 am

[decoded] This an advertisement open to all persons wishing to enlist a Resurrection Man in their paygrade, available every night of the week. Please respond with the identity of the resurrected, their location of burial, and location of drop off. Pay will be handled per situation.

Jarvis Lorry (Savannah and Owen)

3/14/2013 02:13:59 am

You're just an honest tradesman trying to make a good living on the..fish market. Well if anything, this seems fishy to me! What a sullen time indeed for a simple man to stoop so low as to become a Resurrection Man. These are troubling times indeed.

Jerry Cruncher (Joshua Smith)

3/11/2013 12:25:05 am

This is an advertisement open to all persons wanting to enroll a Resurrection Man into their services. Please reply with identity of the resurrected, place of burial, and location of requested deposition. Payment will be handled per situation.

Jerry Cruncher Jr. (Emma Rafferty)

3/11/2013 12:28:23 am

@jerrycruncher

I hate to tell you that I followed you to the graveyard last night and I saw you find the body of Mr. Cly. I'm not sure if you are going to sell the body, but I suppose if that money is what has been keeping me alive.
#jerrycruncherjr #emmarafferty

Jerry Cruncher (Joshua Smith)

3/11/2013 12:37:33 am

My boy, you should not have followed me; that was not for you to see. Your words this morning are now taking a more coherent shape. While I wish you had not witnessed my acts, you are now exposed to my situation and if you still wish to become a Resurrection Man one of these days, I would be more than pleased to hire you as my apprentice.

Jerry Cruncher Jr. (Jacob Beardsley)

3/14/2013 12:22:41 am

O-Of course, f-father...
But not f-for a while, please...

Heather Bowden

4/8/2013 08:50:11 am

Son, do not think that this lifestyle is bad. though some feel I am, I am not cheating, in fact, some men do hardly any work and get payed more than us resurrection men who work hard, long nights.
@JerryJr
#JerryCruncher

Aaron Betancourt

3/11/2013 08:16:33 am

#JarvisLorry
@Jerry Cruncher
What was it that you were doing last night next to the old cemetary with those other men.? You were looking rather suspicious out there. Ohh and by the way, I saw your boy running back home from were you were. Did you send him back?

Jerry Cruncher (Joshua Smith)

3/11/2013 08:27:58 am

My dear friend, it was a mere matter of business... private business, of course. I'm sure that you, being a man of such reputable business, can understand my situation. As to the boy, I was unaware of this fact and will deal with it accordingly.

Mrs. Cruncher

3/14/2013 12:26:00 am

What happened, Jerry!?

Jerry Cruncher (Joshua Smith)

3/11/2013 10:59:47 am

I woke up this morning to find my boots muddy again and my hands covered in rust, yet I gained nothing from my venture. My wife has prayed to God yet again, and now I will teach her some respect one and for all! She's been praying against me for too long, and it's about to end. I think I'll have Little Jerry keep an eye on her whenever I leave the room; I can't be having Him against me again tonight! Does anyone have any ideas of how I can stop her praying?

Jerry Jr. (Emily Parrott)

3/26/2013 10:57:16 pm

Father, why do you believe that mother is praying against you? Does it have to do with the constant excursions in the dead of night? She is praying for your salvation from some terrible demon. I will obey you still father, but now I fear I must obey with some hesitation.

Lea Sampsell

3/14/2013 12:41:55 am

I have been to hell and back just to recover this body, and I'll not have my situation revealed after all of this! I simply can not have my wife continue to pray against me, and feeding my son the lies that these practices are acceptable. #JerryCruncher

Erin Cha

3/14/2013 02:15:57 am

My dear Jerry, I had saw you one night at the cemetery. What in the world were you doing there, not to mention I also saw your boy there too! What was going on? #Jarvis Lorry

Mrs.Cruncher(Craig Gallagher)

3/14/2013 02:38:56 am

I pray for you, my Jerry. That you may become an honest tradesman yet. This life is nothing but evil. Help yourself, save our child from the work of the devil and keep him from the horrors of ressurecting men. You are digging your own grave, and as you continue to dig, you are only inching closer to the devil's layer.
#Mrs.Cruncher
@JerryCruncher

Abes Neughebauer and Casi Craig

3/14/2013 03:00:28 am

My dear wife and son, every job that I complete, whether being an honest tradesman, or a Resurrection Man is all for you. My work is the sole embodiment that provides for our family. Please know that I am not doing this to spite and create a reputation for us, and that I try to sustain us no matter what.
#Jerry Cruncher
@Mrs. Cruncher and Jerry Jr.

Allen Shen

3/14/2013 03:24:02 am

Oh Mr. Cruncher! Why have I married such a foolish man. You are cruel and selfish. Are we truly that poor that we must rob graves? What has the revolution turned you into? Do you know the severity of your actions? I will not let my son grow up to be a Resurrection Man like you. Our reputations could be destroyed if anyone found out! I pray that you will quit your actions.
#Mrs. Cruncher
@ Jerry Cruncher

Nick Gallo

3/17/2013 10:38:38 am

I love you @Mrs. Cruncher, but I feel no pain or repercussion in my actions. I have found out the secrets and found the treasures of many, and why must I stop now? After all, I have one this for so long, and no one has caught me yet. Who says they will find out now?

#Jerry Cruncher
@Mrs. Cruncher

Jerry Junior (Graham Fitzgerald)

3/14/2013 03:23:11 am

I saw my father doing the most peculiar thing the other day. He said he was going fishing, but as I followed him, I realized that he was not going to the pier. He was traveling to the graveyard where he started to dig up graves with the help of two other men that I have never seen before. I wonder what kind of fishing involves the defiling of graves. Could that be what my pop does when he says that he is a resurrection man?

Jarvis Lorry(Sam Woo)

3/14/2013 11:08:36 am

Jerry Junior,
I have to say that your father has been in some dirty business.
I advise not to follow your father, for you might get in trouble.
Like your mother says, do not do this business. This is too dangerosu fro you.

Kevin Hong

3/17/2013 11:25:03 am

@Jerry Cruncher
Authorities have reported to me that Cly, a man recently buried, has been dug up and his body sold off. Do you know anything about this?
#Jarvis Lorry

Andrew Peck

3/27/2013 12:30:47 pm

How peculiar I find it that you ask me. Do you think I had something to do with it? I am an honest tradesman as you well know. @Jarvis Lorry # Jerry Cruncher

Frayser Wall

3/19/2013 06:54:47 am

@JerryCruncher I am departing for France very soon. I would like you to accompany me, and be my body guard. Will you come with me? #iamMistaJarvisLorry

Gunnar Calvert

3/20/2013 04:05:00 am

This Monsieur Cruncher digs up cadavers? Does anyone know if this man could been in Auteuil around a decade ago?! Would he ever grave rob the resting of an innocent child? I'm sorry, but I must go discuss with Hermine.
#Monsieur de Villefort

Jelani Bel

3/21/2013 07:44:25 am

Mr. Cruncher. honest tradesmen such as yourself should nt be out at cemeteries so late. one might get the wrong impressin. why, for a moment i thought you were a resurrection man, but that would be ridiculous
#JarvisLorry
@JerryCruncher

Abes Neughebauer and Casi Craig

3/22/2013 02:22:01 am

I can't believe my eyes Jerry!
Solomon was actually right in front of us in the wine-shop! I hope I didn't make too much of a scene, for I was so excited to see my brother.
#Miss Pross
@Jerry Cruncher

Thea Torrisi

3/27/2013 12:05:46 pm

@Miss Pross
#Jerry Cruncher
My dear Miss Pross, I fear you have done nothing good to help the situation. I understand your reaction, and I am very impressed by the way you handled his disheartening response. It was honestly a bit spooky to be confronted with your brother, of whom I had only heard tales. I am sorry for the way he treated you, throwing your love back into your face. However, I fear that you have done nothing more than incriminate him to the authorities.

Kenneth Ross

3/23/2013 01:08:32 am

Mr. Crucher, I advise that you terminate your job as a "Resurrection Man," because if people were to find out that you are a grave robber, it will have a detrimental impact on our business.
#Jarvis Lorry

Kenneth Ross

3/23/2013 04:54:31 am

Mr. Cruncher, I thank you for the shelter and protection you have provided us. It is extremely helpful in these perilous times.
#Miss Pross

Alex Stern

3/24/2013 07:59:39 am

I truly do fear for my son's safety and well being with his choice to follow in my dirty and putrid footsteps. I chosen this "job" to provide for my family and to make their lives better, not to poison my son's future.
#JerryCruncher

Allen Shen

3/24/2013 08:34:18 am

Jerry, I am truly disappointed in your actions. You shall not continue to secretly rob graves at night. Though money and food is scarce, stealing others belongings is just not morally right.
#Jarvis Lorry
@Jerry Cruncher

Allen Shen

3/24/2013 08:50:24 am

I am sorry Mr Lorry for making you upset. I shall make you a offer though. If you allow my boy, Jerry Jr. to take my place once I am gone, I shall go into regular digging and make up for all of the graves that I have undug.
#Jerry Cruncher
@Jarvis Lorry

Ashley Burgess

3/24/2013 08:49:21 am

I come home from work often to find my wife praying against my welfare. Has she no gracious bone in her body? I work to earn the money that gives her and her troublesome son food to stay alive and all she can do is ask for bad luck to be brought to me?
#JerryCruncher

Leah Finn

3/27/2013 11:17:30 am

Father, how can we know for sure she is praying against you? I don't think my mother would do that....

Cameron Bailey

3/24/2013 10:27:43 am

#Jerry Cruncher
I believe that being a resurrection man makes myself even more an honest tradesman! It is by my back that my family prospers. And until you show me that your work is more tedious than mine, be gone with you.

David Weisenbeck

3/25/2013 07:39:33 am

How did you know about Mr Cly? Have you been digging up graves, Mr Cruncher? You should be ashamed of yourself. You will tarnish the good name of Tellson's. One cannot be and honest tradesman and do illegal acts. Begone! Do not let me catch you again doing such intolerable acts, or the consequences will be greater. @MrLorry

Cameron Brunick

3/25/2013 08:06:32 am

@Jarvis Lorry I totally agree that he should not be digging up people's graves. I am sorry that he is tarnishing the name of your bank and he should be punished for doing so. I Marquis Evremonde will go talk to the authorities and ask for the immediate Beheading of Mr. Jerry Cruncher.

Luke Bede

3/25/2013 09:21:09 am

Cruncher, I do not believe that you are a bad man, yet you are a Resurrection Man, I believe you still can turn your life around. Your actions hurt your young son I assume. As I mentioned, I saw you at the graveyard. How dare you dig up Mr. Cly's body? It is unjust and wrong. I demand that you return to your normal self, as an honest tradesman, not a Resurrection Man, full of filth!
#Mr.JarvisLorry

Austin Fullwood

3/26/2013 03:57:29 am

My wife thinks herself as religious, but she is surely not. She must obey her husband and not question his actions.

#Jerry Cruncher

Jarvis Lorry (Jeremy Pagnotti)

3/26/2013 05:09:11 am

What were you thinking Mr. Cruncher? You know how crazy Europe is right now. It is completely unstable. I trusted you for a very long time. I now know why you were so surprised by "Recalled to Life". Graverobbing does not help the Revolution; it only hurts it. Quit your business this instant, or you are fired!
#Jarvis Lorry

Charlie Todd

3/26/2013 07:02:49 am

I apologize, my good friend. However, I wish for the sake of my son's future that he may inherit my job at Tellson's bank, if that would be okay with you.
@JarvisLorry
#JerryCruncher

Brian McNamara

3/27/2013 10:56:36 am

I hope you will not continue with the grave robbing. I will not support you in any way if you continue with this immoral profession. Tellson's Bank will not help you as well. #Jarvis Lorry

Jerry Cruncher (Ĵeffrey Źhang) link

3/26/2013 06:59:05 am

Sir, contributions for science is important! Think about the many lives that shall be changed! These bodies do not only contribute to science or me, but also you! Think about how our future will be shaped by the "Resurrection Man"! #iheartmysciences #BigCruncher

Drew Reibel

3/26/2013 07:22:36 am

I am kind of dishonored by you right know. I understand you need to sustain your family, but really, "grave-digger?" I daresay, you need to stay with Tellson's. *sigh* Either way, I am still glad you were able to pick out ol Cly. #Mr._Lorry @Jerry_Cruncher

Mary F.

3/26/2013 10:22:23 am

#Cruncher
I am sorry that I have disappointed you Lorry.

Shelby Curry

3/26/2013 07:41:26 am

Jerry,
I am completely disappointed in your actions! Stealing belongings from other people's graves?! How terrible! You better stop right away if you wan to keep your job at Tellson's. They will not allow it!
#JarvisLorry

Gabie B.

3/26/2013 10:42:09 am

#JerryCruncher
I am very sorry for the wrong I have done, but you must understand that at the time I felt it was the only thing I could do to support my family. Please forgive me

Milcah Barretto

3/26/2013 08:17:49 am

How can you do this to those innocent people? Digging up their graves and selling their bodies! How selfish and completely wrong of you. I will not tolerate this behavior. If you want to keep your job, I suggest you quit while you are ahead. #JarvisLorry

Rand Buenaventura

3/26/2013 12:18:08 pm

#Jerry Cruncher
Digging up graves is what I must do! As everyone should know, stealing from the rich is punishable by death, which I surely cannot afford, I have a family. Sure, digging up graves isn't much better, but I will not get caught as easily. Jerry Jr. must be ashamed of what he had seen but I still want him to look up at me as a fatherly figure. If I wasn't so needful of money then I might not have needed to be the so called Resurrection Man, but I do what I must and what I must do is what I will do. All the odds are against me, but I still must support my family.

Andrew Murphy

3/26/2013 01:45:57 pm

#Jarvis Lorry

That is reprehensible, Mr. Cruncher, that you would deign so low as to dig up the graves of the helpless dead souls for your own gain. You call yourself a "respectable businessman" and now I hear about you digging up graves? We must not taint the name of Tellson's with such news.

Alonzo Lapitan (Jerry Cruncher)

3/26/2013 09:10:22 pm

Mr.Lorry I beg you to please not reveal my secret to the bank or to my family. My son has already followed me to the graves and even though he was scared away I cannot predict what he will do. I need the job as resurrection man in order to support my family. please do not reveal my secret to the bank. Thank you sir.

Chase Jones

3/26/2013 09:57:21 pm

Can you do me a favor, Mister Cruncher? I need you to dig up a body for me, to gain a gorgeous necklace. I wish to give it to Lucie to help her not focus on Darnay's new imprisonment. I just want my Ladybird to be happy...
#Miss Pross

Brantley Bissette

3/27/2013 12:31:07 am

Cruncher, I must ask another favor. Lucie's presence at Tellson's here in Paris may harm the business, so I ask that you watch over her and her daughter at a nearby house until I can work something out. Thanks,
#JarvisLorry

Alyssa Presto

3/28/2013 12:13:37 am

Why do people always assume I am helpless. I do not know if I am truly causing any harm to this bank, but I will comply to your orders.
#LucieManette

Helena Blaisdell-Black

3/27/2013 02:32:04 am

It's too bad that they aren't burying the victims of La Guillotine or else I could make myself a fortune in Paris.

Jerry Cruncher Jr. (coral Hendrix

3/27/2013 08:47:16 am

father, I have seen something that I believe I was not supposed to see. The other day, I followed you to the graveyard and watched you. At first, I did not know what was happening, then I noticed that you were digging up the grave of Roger Cly.

Heather Bowden

4/8/2013 09:14:39 am

Son,
It may be overwhelming but please do not panic. This is what has been keeping you alive. It is my lifestyle, and perhaps one day you will take on the role of being a resurrection man.
#JerryCruncher
@JerryJr

Roger Cly

3/27/2013 09:00:47 am

I wish to ask of you, what was the precise reason that you excavated MY body from the grave. I don't particularly mind, I would just like to know why it was me chosen and not anyone else. Have a nice day,
#RogerCly

Jarvis Lorry (Aidan Connor)

3/27/2013 09:22:50 am

I cannot believe that you, Mr. Cruncher, steal from the dead and disturb their graves. I am very disappointed in you, and you must stop this nonsense at once. If not, a new messenger will take your position at Tellson's, and you will be forced to the streets.

Jerry Cruncher (Aidan Connor)

3/27/2013 09:33:50 am

I disagree with your views concerning my work as a resurrection man, Mr. Lorry. I need the extra money to care for my family and have a good living. However, if this endangers my job at Tellson's, I am forced to stop being a resurrection man. And if you insist, to pay for all the graves that I have un-dug, I will become a grave digger, burying bodies for the first time.

Jarvis Lorry (Aidan Connor)

3/27/2013 09:37:33 am

Thank you for your good judgement on the matter. Your grave robbing secret is well kept with me, my friend.

Abby Craft

3/27/2013 09:30:24 am

@Jarvis Lorry
#Jerry Cruncher
There is nothing I would like more than to protect the Manette family. I will be at there every whimb until you tell me so.

Mr. Jarvis Lorry (Jeffrey Zhang)

3/27/2013 09:39:20 am

I see you still scarcely have a "heart". Why would you dig bodies and play the role of the "Resurrection Man"? Can't you do something else better with your life. I warn you of this for you may be sentenced to jail or even worse; the guillotine!
@Jerry Cruncher

Sydney Carton (Zachary Collins)

3/27/2013 10:16:03 am

I want know how you found out about the rocks in Cly's grave. I would not tell anyone because we have a common enemy by the name of Barsad.

Rohan Joshi

3/27/2013 10:29:01 am

@MisterJarvisLorry
I am rather upset, with regards to our little conversation yesterday. Being a 'Resurrection Man' is my personal choice. Calm down, my friend! Not everyone is an educated and well-off man like you. I am simply a messenger for the bank. You, on the other hand, are one of its top employees. In order for my family to have meager portions of food, I must sell the corpses to the scientists. Next time, consider those less fortunate than you.
#JerryCruncher

Matthew Johnston

3/27/2013 11:46:45 am

@Jerry Cruncher
#Jarvais Lorry
I understand you may need to make money. However, being a "Ressurection Man" may have consequences you are not thinking about, such as the growing circle of people who are aware of this.

Liz Korte

3/27/2013 11:57:01 am

I hear you're a resurrection man. Sydney, you already have a great job. You don't need another one that no one even knows about. A job where you must lie to your loved ones so that they don't know where you are. A job one is ashamed if is a job that should not be done.
#Mr. Stryver

Liz Korte

3/28/2013 06:16:52 am

#Mr. Lorry. From Mr. Lorry, not Mr. Stryver.

Liz Korte

3/28/2013 06:19:33 am

Also I meant Jerry, not Sydney.

Thea Torrisi

3/27/2013 12:09:35 pm

#JerryCruncher
I am very greatful to the Manettes, Darnay's, Miss Pross, and Mr. Lorry for giving me a second chance. I am quite happy with my new job in their household, for I must no longer clean the rust off of my boots each morning.

Ashayla Byrd

3/27/2013 02:20:43 pm

For it is the resurrection of one body that saves the life of another. My son will understand why I do such unusual things. Unfortunately, my title as "Resurrection Man" might have me tangled up in a heap of conundrums.
#Jerry Cruncher
@(to) himself as he digs up each body

Bailey Cake

3/27/2013 03:23:53 pm

#JarvisLorry
Jerry, I have already expressed my concern but I beg of you, please listen. This 'Resurrection Man' rubbish could get you in much trouble, the consequences deadly.

Michael Ridgway

3/28/2013 10:30:01 am

I do also want to inform you that if the occupation of Resurrection Man is to become popular you will be in trouble. #jarvisLorry

Jerry Cruncher

3/28/2013 01:33:26 pm

Jarvis, I have already expressed my concern but again I tell you; quitting this "Resurrection Man" business could get me and my family into much trouble, the consequences deadly.
#Mocking
#Jacob B

Graham FItzgerald (Miss Pross)

3/27/2013 10:09:48 pm

Mr Cruncher, we must hurry with my brother Solomon to help rescue those that my Ladybird cares for. I know not why they are in trouble, but I hope they are not hurt. Now quickly, come!

Heather Bowden

4/8/2013 09:18:57 am

@JerryCruncher
#MissCruncher
Now he wants to be a resurrection man! Jerry, look what you have done! How could you do this to our son, who had such great potential to be brilliant in the world!

Jerry Cruncher

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